Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt flint Every saber-toothed tiger survived just

Every saber-toothed tiger survived just so someone could perfect a batting stance on a Sunday afternoon

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" White uppercase text reads "CORPUS CHRISTI

Rule #1 Don't Fall Off The Boat - Long Sleeve T-Shirt flint Every saber-toothed tiger survived justBoating safety rules exist exclusively because someone already did the exact thing the sign prohibits. That stick figure mid launch off the stern is just a self portrait for anyone who learned what lake water tastes like at speed. The Details: Orange circle and a blue stick figure falling off a speeding blue motorboat sit above blue water splash lines in a distressed print style. Bold distressed orange block text reads "RULE #1." Blue block text below