You Old Sailor You - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established 1926" at the bottom

Replacing ambition with carbohydrates is the only honest financial plan most of us were ever going to follow

Three white bowling pins arranged in a fan shape sit atop a striped horizontal base

Logging and flatulence sharing the same two-word phrase is proof English was designed by a committee of middle schoolers

but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one

You Old Sailor You - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL Golden-yellow cursive script reads "EstablishedChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"