University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Black text reads "NOT" flanked

Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side

" A detailed black mid-century line art illustration depicts a resort pool scene surrounded by palm trees

Cursive white script reads "Rockbridge

" above "OAKLAND

Arched red script text reads "Photo of My Balls" above a white Polaroid-style bordered frame containing two red round ornament characters drawn in a 1930s rubber hose cartoon style

University of Your Mom - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Black text reads "NOT" flankedFake Latin on a university crest works because your brain gives it two full seconds of respect before the betrayal hits. "Maximus Doin Ya Momus" graduated summa cum laude from the school of jokes you should've outgrown fifteen years ago. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "UNIVERSITY" across the top, with smaller script "of" centered below. A circular crest at the center depicts a bed icon enclosed by laurel wreaths and flanked by