William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey

Teal text reads "LAST SEASON'S WINNERS" followed by large stacked white capitals reading "WHITMAN

followed by white text reading "REFRESHING COCKTAILS IN A COZY ATMOSPHERE

Nothing says confidence like turning a universal crime into a chest-mounted confession

OHIO" with a small downward chevron

William J. Le Petomane Memorial Gambling Casino for the Insane - Unisex T-Shirt Size:2XL Arched distressed white block textNaming a casino after a governor whose greatest achievement was mastering the paddleball is the most transparent monument to corruption ever built. Hedley Lamarr probably skims ninety percent while Le Petomane demands harrumphs at the blackjack table. Inspired by Blazing Saddles. The Details: Arched distressed golden yellow text reads "ESTABLISHED 1874" above a weathered golden yellow cartoon portrait of Governor William J. Le Petomane, flanked by