Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold white uppercase serif text

Bold white uppercase serif text below reads "URBAN ACHIEVER

Bombing at a Vegas diner with an Enlightenment bit is peak Mikey

A vintage illustration of El Guapo's cackling face beneath an oversized sombrero with radiating sunburst lines sits between the numbers "19" and "23

wielding a sword and ornate round shield depicting fighting figures

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Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold white uppercase serif textSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit