Chick Magnet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Joe Dirt's fireworks list reads

Joe Dirt's fireworks list reads like a menu at the Waffle House of explosives

Distressed white block text reads "VAL VERDE" across the top

Retro mid-century motel sign illustration in green

Parallel parking instruction is just jaw clenching and rubbin'

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Chick Magnet - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black Joe Dirt's fireworks list readsCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout