Disappointments All of You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt north carolina Inspired by The Natural

Inspired by The Natural

The double entendre isn't hiding

Distressed white text in a dripping slasher-style font reads "CEREAL KILLER" across two lines

Grocery prices so high that turning water into wine isn't a miracle

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

Disappointments All of You - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt north carolina Inspired by The NaturalOmniscience means watching humanity's browser history in real time with no way to close the tab. Apparently the open arms pose is less about unconditional love and more about exasperated parenting. The Details: Arched black block text reads "DISAPPOINTMENTS" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of Jesus Christ with arms outstretched. Golden yellow radiating sunburst rays extend behind the figure. Curved black block text below reads "ALL OF YOU."