Ermagerd Sperklers! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt scifi she invented one nobody survived

she invented one nobody survived

Gerald Ford in a sombrero shaking maracas is what happens when a rental car name becomes a federal holiday

with casual script lettering reading "Club" below it

A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within the circular text

Distressed retro script and groovy bubble lettering in blue and red-coral reads "Shut Up Liver You're Fine

Ermagerd Sperklers! - Long Sleeve T-Shirt scifi she invented one nobody survivedSparklers are the participation trophies of fireworks, and screaming about them in 2012 meme dialect is the only honest way to celebrate something that burns out in eleven seconds. A dead internet accent on a dying stick of gunpowder feels patriotically appropriate. The Details: Distressed white arched block text reads "ERMAGERD" across the top. Below, two light blue sparkler stick illustrations radiate red, white, and blue spark bursts, with small