Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Inspired by Anchorman

Inspired by Anchorman

with "19" and "23" flanking a vintage hand-drawn gold cardigan with dark vertical stripes and fringe detail

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

White uppercase text reads "COACH BOBBY FINSTOCK'S" above larger bold text reading "3 RULES TO LIVE BY:" in condensed sans-serif

" in lighter weight above "KNOCKIN'" in heavier weight

Kreese's Gym - Unisex Tank Top Size:XL Inspired by AnchormanMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow