Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black White cursive script reads "Fuckin'"

White cursive script reads "Fuckin'" above chrome-style blue gradient block lettering reading "RAD" with a reflective metallic effect

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Dogs Because People Suck - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black White cursive script reads "Fuckin'"Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email." Golden retrievers are unknowingly serving as someone's entire argument for opting out of the social contract. The Details: Distressed white script text reads "Dogs" at the top, with a small bone icon and spaced uppercase text reading "BECAUSE" below. Bold white block letters read "PEOPLE SUCK" beneath. A simple