President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Red stencil text below reads

Red stencil text below reads "CHAPPY" above a gray fighter jet silhouette

Small-town clubs like these gave communities an identity beyond the depot and the pine forests

and Haddad are living their best lives on a Maui beach

Plato never had claws

a modified 1959 Cadillac Miller-Meteor with a red accent stripe

President Teddy Boozevelt - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Red stencil text below readsTeddy Roosevelt already looked like a guy two bourbons into explaining why he could beat up every other president. Slapping "Boozevelt" on him barely counts as a joke, it's just a historically accurate campaign poster. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Teddy Roosevelt in round glasses, walrus mustache, blue suit, red vest, and red bow tie, hoisting a glass of amber liquid. White serif text reads "PRESIDENT" above large bold white text