Roswell National Park - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White A baseball with visible stitching

A baseball with visible stitching sits below alongside "79'

Manure hauling is less a business than a civic duty

and total cultural irrelevance because the regulars skate backwards through toddlers like it's a religion

Dale's one sacred space got violated with the specificity only a forty-year-old child could muster

Red and teal starburst lines

Roswell National Park - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:White A baseball with visible stitchingRoswell got designated a national park, which is one way to handle a cover up. Slap a gift shop on it, sell some postcards, and remind everyone they were never here. The Details: A vintage woodcut style desert landscape in burnt orange and mustard gold depicts layered mountains, a large golden sun, cacti, desert scrub, and a small alien figure waving among the scenery. Burnt orange serif text below reads "ROSWELL NATIONAL PARK." Flowing mustard gold