It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns A golden-orange tabby cat rendered

A golden-orange tabby cat rendered in a vintage screen-print illustration style lies belly-up with paws in the air

Inspired by The Last Starfighter

Wilford Brimley cloned four times in mop-top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

Lincoln's Gettysburg Address hits different when the only union you're preserving is your ability to stand upright

It's Only Treason If You Lose - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Westerns A golden-orange tabby cat renderedGeorge Washington wearing aviator sunglasses is basically a mugshot that worked out. Treason and patriotism are the same resume with different outcomes at the printer. The Details: Arched white block text reads "IT'S ONLY TREASON" above a digital illustration of George Washington wearing aviator sunglasses, depicted in white and blue ink with his Continental Army coat and white cravat, flanked by two white five pointed stars. Straight white text below