Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL with "bowl" below in bold

with "bowl" below in bold blue lowercase serif

with bold white block letters reading "CHRISTMAS" and bold green block letters reading "PARTY" below

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

Some alleys were just lanes and shoes

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL with "bowl" below in boldSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit