Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt coen brothers Distressed white serif text reads

Distressed white serif text reads "GET BUSY LIVING

Betting a dollar on destroying someone's life is exactly the risk management you'd expect from guys who lose everything on frozen orange juice

Bold distressed white serif text reads "Trophy Wife" across two centered lines in a retro typographic style with weathered texture throughout the letterforms

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Somehow Hill Valley still gave him a tourism license in 1955

Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt coen brothers Distressed white serif text readsNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters