Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL complete with a volcano

complete with a volcano

Distressed white block text below reads "BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD 9 PLANETS

Light blue sans-serif text at the bottom reads "EL PASO

" across the upper portion

a bone necklace

Hans Gruber Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL complete with a volcanoGruber's slow motion swan dive off Nakatomi Plaza is the only tree topping moment the season needs. Bespoke suit, stolen bearer bonds, and a thirty story exit strategy make for peak yuletide energy. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: Arched white uppercase text reads "IT'S NOT XMAS" above a high contrast portrait of Hans Gruber holding a pistol, rendered in black, gray, and muted skin tones. Strands of multicolored Christmas lights with red, green,