My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads

Golden-yellow distressed serif text reads "SLOW JAM" across the top

this one just needs to smile

Steady hand

Light weathered texture appears across the letterforms

" "SAY GOODBYE

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Golden-yellow distressed serif text readsSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and