Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Golden-yellow baseball script text reads

Golden-yellow baseball script text reads "Dad Bod" with a classic swoosh tail extending from beneath the lettering

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Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:XL Golden-yellow baseball script text readsGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a