Drink Like a Champion Today - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Hiding inside a mechanical rhino

Hiding inside a mechanical rhino requires commitment most people reserve for tax fraud

Large white block sans-serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid

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Inspired by Bull Durham

which also explains every group project since third grade

Drink Like a Champion Today - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Hiding inside a mechanical rhinoDrinking like a champion requires zero athletic ability, which finally levels the playing field for the rest of us. Putting a shamrock on it just makes the commitment feel cultural. The Details: Distressed white block text with halftone texture reads "DRINK LIKE A CHAMPION TODAY." in bold uppercase lettering. A slightly weathered green four leaf clover sits centered beneath the text. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: