Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt Color:Royal Spilled marinara has the same

Spilled marinara has the same emotional trajectory as a Saturday night blackout

above smaller text reading "est

and lunch counters like this one fed the crowds between newsreels and errands

they were ritual

surrounded by light blue starfish shapes

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Women's T-Shirt Color:Royal Spilled marinara has the sameParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming