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Deez Nuts Nutcracker - 11oz Coffee Mug rad Kevin McCallister set the goldNutcrackers spent centuries on mantels before someone finally gave them the introduction they deserved. Tchaikovsky rolling in his grave is just bonus choreography. The Details: A cartoon nutcracker in a red military uniform with gold shoulder trim, a tall orange and red hat, white side hair, and a brown mustache stands at the top. White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection. Below, matching white text reads "Nuts" with a