WWJBD - Unisex Tank Top orange Arched white serif text reads

Arched white serif text reads "SPOOKY SHIT" above a golden-yellow skull illustration with melted wax dripping down its surface and multiple lit candles protruding from the top

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WWJBD - Unisex Tank Top orange Arched white serif text readsMoral guidance from a guy who paid the Pork Chop Express off hauling mystical cargo is surprisingly reliable. Just remember, it's all in the reflexes. Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: A digital illustration of Jack Burton depicts him with a flowing mullet and white tank top, holding a TEC 9 upright over his right shoulder. Large white block letters read "WWJBD" below. Distressed pink text reads "WHAT WOULD JACK BURTON DO?"