I Shaved My Balls For This? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S White text reading "SLASHING PRICES"

White text reading "SLASHING PRICES" and "ALL SUMMER LONG" flanks two crossed hockey sticks with a puck at center

Matching white script below reads "Not" above "Judgment

Inspired by Lonesome Dove

Bold white block letters read "AUTO PARTS" across the middle of the triangle

Inspired by Rudy

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S White text reading "SLASHING PRICES"Manscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs