Grant Paleontology - Unisex Hoodie coen brothers A simple white cartoon dog

A simple white cartoon dog face with floppy ears

and golden-yellow shirt

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

Blowing into an NES cartridge was a religious sacrament performed by every kid who confused spit with engineering

Misspelling the phrase about how easy something is proves the phrase was already too hard

Grant Paleontology - Unisex Hoodie coen brothers A simple white cartoon dogGrant's dig site had one rule: respect the bones and never accept helicopter rides from billionaires with God complexes. Turns out frog DNA and a mosquito in amber make a lousy business plan. Inspired by Jurassic Park. The Details: Bold olive green serif text reading "GRANT" above "PALEONTOLOGY" sits inside a rounded rectangular border. Below, a detailed theropod skeleton in a walking pose faces right, flanked by oval badges reading "ESTD" and "1993"