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Running Man - Captain Freedom's Workout - Women's T-Shirt rr_track_tarantino The periodic table is nowCaptain Freedom retiring from televised murder to sell fitness tapes is the most honest career pivot in television history. Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set. Inspired by The Running Man. The Details: Blue halftone illustration of Captain Freedom in a muscular flexing pose, flanked by red and blue stars, with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO