Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana the Showboat expanded

the Showboat expanded

bearded figure performing double dumbbell bicep curls appears below in cream and golden-tan ink

Large distressed white serif letters "NY" sit below the portrait

Pete Schweddy's balls have been delighting NPR listeners since 1998

Bold off-white serif text reads "ANDY & RED'S" above "ESTABLISHED 1967" and a compass rose star

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt louisiana the Showboat expandedTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft