I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Stainless Steel Water Bottle roses This embroidered morale patch brings

This embroidered morale patch brings cockpit-level rebel confidence to jackets

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• Handmade in the USA

eradicating doubt about the Solar System's heliocentricity

25 oz/yd² (280 g/m²)

I Identify as an Attack Helicopter Stainless Steel Water Bottle roses This embroidered morale patch bringsYou sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Your pronouns are seek and destroy. Ever since you were a boy you dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on foreigners. People told you that a person being a helicopter is impossible but you didn't care, you're beautiful. Strike back against the heliphobes and haters with these 17 ounce, double walled stainless steel water bottles that are perfect for your daily patrols. They will