Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Re-electing him feels less like

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

Bold white sans-serif text reads "SPACEBALLS" across the top

White elliptical orbital rings surround the text

grungy texture replicating a cinematic end credit title card

Golden script reading "Coffee" sits beneath

Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M Re-electing him feels less likeReducing a self crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable. Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat, military uniform with epaulettes and ornamental buttons, rendered in a classical etching style. Elegant white serif text