I'll Have a Frosty One - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:White because dignity leaves before the

because dignity leaves before the beer does

Nobody in his crew ever corrected him because they're all flying at the same altitude

Aliens reading self-help books are just trying to manifest ontological legitimacy one chapter at a time

Naming a casino after a governor whose greatest achievement was mastering the paddleball is the most transparent monument to corruption ever built

Dark green text below reads "Established

I'll Have a Frosty One - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:White because dignity leaves before theFrosty skipped the parade and went straight to the open bar, which honestly tracks for a guy whose entire existence is a countdown clock. Nothing motivates day drinking like a body temperature measured in puddles. The Details: Red text reads "I'LL HAVE A" arched above a retro cartoon snowman in a top hat and scarf, dancing while hoisting a green bottle, surrounded by red snowflakes and starbursts. Bold red text below reads "FROSTY" with smaller red