What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Women's T-Shirt rt_a Bold white block text reads

Bold white block text reads "YOU BEEN SMOOCHIN' WITH" above "EVERYBODY

with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either side

and tattoo-based relationship screening with equal urgency

a 24-hour refuge for night owls and league bowlers alike

" separated from the lower zone by a horizontal double-line divider in red and blue stripes

What Would Ellis Do - Funny Die Hard - Women's T-Shirt rt_a Bold white block text readsNegotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt. Every office has a guy who confuses proximity to danger with competence. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A high contrast halftone portrait of Ellis in a suit, mid gesture, appears in white ink with visible dot patterning. Bold white block letters read "WWED" below, with smaller white text reading "WHAT WOULD ELLIS DO?" beneath.