Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Mint " completing a classic "I

" completing a classic "I ❤ NY" parody format

Distressed white lowercase rounded text reads "we're all gonna die

Earning its "World Famous" name through decades of honest service

A blonde skater in red poses with one arm raised beside "SKATING CLUB" and "ELYRIA OHIO" in black and white lettering

Bottom text reads "IOWA STATE LEAGUE" in a distressed block font

Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Mint " completing a classic "IReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"