Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Long Sleeve T-Shirt classic A golden-yellow rectangular banner below

A golden-yellow rectangular banner below contains black hand-lettered text reading "1229 ALHAMBRA BLVD

White stippled dot patterns arranged in rectangular grid blocks flank the spine on both sides

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

a young person with short curly hair

Bold red uppercase text below reads "ST

Instant Human Just Add Coffee - Long Sleeve T-Shirt classic A golden-yellow rectangular banner belowCaffeine dependency rebranded as a simple recipe instruction is the most honest self assessment anyone has ever put on their chest. Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there, which is generous. The Details: White minimalist coffee cup on a saucer with two wavy steam lines sits centered at the top. Distressed white heavy sans serif uppercase text reads "INSTANT HUMAN" below. Smaller white mixed case text reads "Just