Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Color:White home of the Glaive

home of the Glaive

but an open bar is eternal

The informational value is zero but the commitment is genuinely unsettling

Curved distressed white text reading "IN THE WOODS" arcs below

Red gothic-style arched text reads "Wagon Wheel Bowl" across the top

Slow Poke - Unisex Hoodie Color:White home of the GlaiveTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the