Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL " This Adam-12 design is

" This Adam-12 design is a tribute to the classic 60s and 70s cop drama

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

Rough white horror-style text below reads "DOWN TO FRIGHT

distressed white text reads "BICYCLE TOURS" flanked by small wing accents

Inspired by They Live

Relax, You'll Be Dead Someday - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL " This Adam-12 design isParadise poolside graphics selling you existential dread in the same font as a Margaritaville souvenir shop is the most honest tourism has ever been. Every timeshare pitch is basically saying the same thing, they just lack the courage to use an exclamation point. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Relax," positioned above a retro tropical poolside scene rendered in green, light blue, orange, and white, depicting palm trees, a swimming