Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Charles De Mar offering condolences

Charles De Mar offering condolences for a maternal explosion with the emotional depth of someone returning a library book is peak cosmic indifference

Some places outlast their original purpose and become memory itself

and then the putter goes into the lake anyway

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Charles De Mar offering condolencesEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring