Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf Arched distressed cream text reads

Arched distressed cream text reads "EAU CLAIRE

ILLINOIS" curves inside the upper right portion of the circle

39TH • OKLAHOMA CITY

Golden-yellow cursive script reads "Established 1926" at the bottom

Metal detecting on a beach is just shaking down the ocean for pocket change with forty pounds of equipment and zero dignity

Slow Poke - Unisex T-Shirt bttf Arched distressed cream text readsTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the