Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A UFO emits a beam

A UFO emits a beam of light onto Bigfoot striding in the foreground

which makes the nostalgia completely bulletproof

" Cursive golden-yellow script at the bottom reads "Since 1984

Brown and tan tones fill the woven hats with detailed shading throughout

Freeport's Pretzels took the diamond in 1905 as part of the Class B Wisconsin State League

Joe Dirt's Fireworks Stand - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black A UFO emits a beamJoe Dirt's fireworks list reads like a menu at the Waffle House of explosives, where every item sounds like either a misdemeanor or something sold from a tent in Missouri. Whistlin' bungholes and crap flappers never got the respect they deserved as American commerce. The Details: Yellow block text reads "JOE DIRT'S" above a hand drawn portrait of Joe Dirt with his mullet centered behind a red diagonal M 80 firecracker, flanked by white text reading