Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts

High-contrast white stencil portrait depicts an older man with round glasses

A bordered rectangle below contains pixelated green text reading "YOU HAVE DIED OF DYSENTERY

Inspired by The Natural

Arched distressed white text reads "THAT'S MY PIE" above a white line-art illustration of a pie with crimped crust

Stylized light blue italic text reads "1996" beneath the arch

Mikey Swingers - Always Wait Two Days - Women's T-Shirt Color:Black High-contrast white stencil portrait depictsMikey's two day rule lasted about forty five seconds before he speed dialed his way into answering machine infamy. Six messages deep is not money, baby, and everyone knows it from personal experience. Inspired by Swingers. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "ALWAYS" above a posterized illustration of Mikey in a white tank top, holding a brick sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear. Below, matching distressed white block