American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL with text reading "JUST PUTTING

with text reading "JUST PUTTING ON THE 2ND COAT NOW

California

all framed by a white outlined triangle

a cartoon portrait of Goose in a green flight suit covered in patches gives a thumbs up

Cluelessness that profound deserves its own vintage jersey font

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL with text reading "JUST PUTTINGApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple