Aliens Don't Believe in You Either - Unisex T-Shirt western Marty's puffy vest getting mistaken

Marty's puffy vest getting mistaken for a life preserver is peak 1955 fashion literacy

and experienced the city's postwar optimism

Arched white serif text reads "RIVERSIDE" above a golden-yellow mid-century cartoon mascot in a batting stance

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

flanked by two white stars

Aliens Don't Believe in You Either - Unisex T-Shirt western Marty's puffy vest getting mistakenAliens dismissing humanity as a conspiracy theory is the most believable thing about extraterrestrial life. An advanced civilization took one look at us and decided we weren't worth the probe. The Details: Curved distressed white text in a groovy retro style reads "ALIENS" above a green alien depicted from the chest up, with large dark almond shaped eyes, an annoyed expression, and one hand raising a middle finger, surrounded by white stars and