My Favorite Spirit is Whiskey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Resolutions are just socially acceptable

Resolutions are just socially acceptable lies people tell themselves while eating leftover Christmas cookies

Enrollment at Ozone and Turbo's academy requires no formal training

Inspired by Wayne's World

Sans-serif text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" below

which is basically corporate onboarding

My Favorite Spirit is Whiskey - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Resolutions are just socially acceptableHaunting a house sounds exhausting when you could just hold a bottle of whiskey and call it a personality. Dying really lowers your standards for a Friday night. The Details: Arched orange text reads "MY FAVORITE SPIRIT IS" above large orange block letters reading "WHISKEY." A distressed vintage illustration of a cream colored sheet ghost with hollow black eyes and an open oval mouth holds an amber brown whiskey bottle with a small label, with subtle