Satriale's Pork Store - Unisex Tank Top hamburgers Theodore Roosevelt

Theodore Roosevelt

Oregon Trail taught an entire generation that manifest destiny ends not with a bang but with violent diarrhea

and the rest of the Regulators posed together in Old West attire

and the storefront is a condemned cabin you never leave

Booger would be proud you kept the crest looking official

Satriale's Pork Store - Unisex Tank Top hamburgers Theodore RooseveltFor decades, the most important business decisions in North Jersey were made over cold cuts at a deli where the original owner's debt was settled in a way that did not involve a payment plan. The gabagool was excellent. The meetings in the back were not about gabagool. Inspired by The Sopranos. The Details: Features a vintage deli storefront sign design with a cartoon pig mascot, text reading "Satriale's Pork Store," "ESTD 1960," "Meat Provisions,"