'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank newport Red script along the bottom

Red script along the bottom curve reads "Everybody relax

wearing a green and white polka dot party hat

Arched bold white block text reads "ROCK AROUND THE CHRISTMAS TREE" above a cartoon illustration of a muscular bald man embracing a decorated green Christmas tree

reimagining Fonzie as the owner of the coolest bike shop in town

holding a baseball bat

'Merica Kickin' Ass Since 1776 - Unisex Muscle Tank newport Red script along the bottomDropping the "A" from America took 248 years of complex geopolitical history and turned it into a wrestling entrance theme. Somehow that single missing letter communicates more foreign policy than any State Department briefing ever could. The Details: Distressed white silhouette of the continental United States sits behind rounded retro bubble lettering reading "'Merica." Weathered white blocky text below reads "kickin' ass since 1776." Fit & Fabric: