Waynestock 1993 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't

Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

CIRCLEVILLE" and "OHIO" separated by a small bowling pin graphic

Letterforms are styled with angular

flanked by olive text reading "CLASS D BASEBALL" and muted gold text reading "ESTD IN 1903

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