Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_baseball Distressed white cursive script reads

Distressed white cursive script reads "Tap Tap" across the top line and "Taparoo" beneath it

A golden-yellow distressed portrait depicts Kenny G with long curly hair

Kevin Flynn didn't sneak into the Grid

Bold white distressed text beneath reads "REVERSED ITSELF

Volunteering for a gunfight with the politeness of a man offering you tea is a very specific kind of terrifying

Rumsfield's Neighborhood Watch - Unisex T-Shirt rr_track_baseball Distressed white cursive script readsRumsfield issuing himself a tactical badge and crossed rifles for a cul de sac surveillance op is exactly the energy of a man who treats garbage night like a recon mission. Klopeks never stood a chance against that commitment. Inspired by The Burbs. The Details: Distressed hexagonal badge in olive and white frames a digital illustration of Lt. Mark Rumsfield in sunglasses and a military vest, flanked by two assault rifles, with "ESTD" and "1989" at