I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Declining invitations with "or something"

Declining invitations with "or something" is just the polite version of admitting you lost control of your own schedule months ago

Thomas Jefferson wrote the most important breakup letter in history and somehow became the guy your drunk friend quotes at a barbecue

and nobody questions your humanity over noodles

Small town baseball clubs like this one were the soul of their communities

Leafy green foliage fills in around and below the blooms

I'm Not a Player I Just Crush A Lot Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Declining invitations with "or something"Nutcrackers quoting Big Pun is the kind of unhinged holiday energy that proves culture peaked in 1998. A wooden soldier whose entire job description is crushing nuts probably didn't need the speech bubble, but here we are. The Details: A white speech bubble reads "I'M NOT A PLAYER" beside a cartoon nutcracker soldier in a red top hat, green and red uniform, gold epaulets, and dark boots, standing on white snow among green evergreen trees. Bold white