Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top 40s with a tall roadside sign

with a tall roadside sign reading "Mar-Lin-Do

Nothing says old money legitimacy like burnt coffee and insider trading

White block text reading "NEGATIVE" arches across the top within a ring of blue stars

Posterized stencil-art illustration of Damon Killian in a gray suit with both arms raised triumphantly

Scattered teal four-pointed sparkle stars and small circular dot accents frame distressed coral-red mixed serif text reading "I'm Eating Junk & Watching Rubbish

Take a Pitcher - Unisex Tank Top 40s with a tall roadside signOrdering a pitcher just to avoid talking to the server again is the most socially efficient move in bar history. Turns out the oldest passive aggressive comeback in English doubles as genuinely sound drinking advice. The Details: Rounded groovy white bubble text reads "TAKE A PITCHER" across the top. A hand drawn illustration of a ribbed glass beer pitcher filled with golden yellow beer and a foamy white head sits below. Golden yellow rounded bold