Captain - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Bold white uppercase sans-serif text

Bold white uppercase sans-serif text stacked left-aligned across three lines reads "DEATH BEFORE DISCO" in blocky letterforms with squared-off edges

A monochromatic peach-toned illustration depicts John Matrix shirtless

" completing the circular emblem layout

running with wings spread and catching a baseball in its open beak

" A cartoon green lizard with a large eye and curled tail

Captain - Unisex Tank Top Size:2XL Bold white uppercase sans-serif textOwning a pontoon boat for six months is the nautical equivalent of buying a stethoscope on Amazon and introducing yourself as Doctor. Borrowed valor has never looked so golden. The Details: Distressed golden yellow engraving style illustration depicts rope looped through an anchor's ring, with a horizontal scroll banner reading "CAPTAIN" in bold uppercase serif lettering across the center. Below the banner, rope wraps around the shank between detailed