Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt funny Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone

Pepperoni has never ghosted anyone at 2 AM

Bold white text below reads "Union

but this one felt like home

Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow

they were where Long Beach came together after the workday ended

Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex T-Shirt funny Pepperoni has never ghosted anyonePropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold