Jesus Saves - Hockey - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Happy Gilmore

Inspired by Happy Gilmore

Large white distressed block text reads "UNCLE ROMAN'S BOAT RENTALS" above smaller orange and yellow condensed text reading "BLOW SOME COIN ON A KICK-ASS DRAG BOAT

Roman just sits there grinning

Earning your patch in the Loners Rebels BC requires surviving Large Marge and confirming the Alamo has no basement

Clean white sans-serif text below reads "I'm not listening

Jesus Saves - Hockey - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Inspired by Happy GilmoreJesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage. Blocking shots on the celestial ice is apparently easier than getting people to read the source material. The Details: Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a white cartoon illustration shows a hockey goalie with long hair and a beard in full pads, holding a blocker, catching glove, and stick. White text across the jersey reads